I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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