can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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