At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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