He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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