I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You need Xanax blowdarts
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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