Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I did not marry a roomba.
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