Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
