i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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