we're blogging at a bar
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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