Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
are you so shy because you have an std?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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