haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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