Since when is my name a synonym for head?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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