I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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