i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
