Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS