After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.