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• (334): View more from Alabama

  how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka

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• (650): View more from California

  Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  can anyone on this campus do anything sober?

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?

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• (562): View more from California

  There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am naked and annoyed.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.

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