I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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