at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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