the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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