Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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