Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cannot find my penis.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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