let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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