Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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