I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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