i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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