How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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