Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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