just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think I sprained my soul last night
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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