I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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