I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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