I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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