Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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