That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.