Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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