I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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