well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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