A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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