are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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