I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
how does that bad decision feel?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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