yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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