they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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