Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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