singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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