Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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