We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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