But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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