Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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