remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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