what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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