You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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