Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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