i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
What a dumb baby whore.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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