i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
